Why you should vote for the Monster Raving Shrek Party


A quick runthrough of all the issues that make MRS Party the best party to vote for.

It may be a familiar story, the big day is approaching, time to install your new government and though you’re excited you have no idea who to vote for. I’m here to make your choice easy and fun, as I show you why one particular party really has the best interests of all of Arcadia at heart.

Firstly, we are the only party that is striving for true equality. It’s our driving mission, the piece de resistance, what keeps us awake at night as we figure out how best we can run the country. If you want a better life for yourself and everyone else, vote for equality, vote for equalotti. That slogan is not just a clever pun, it’s a constant reminder that Lotti and Jake will stick to our principles and make you glad you voted us in.

Through equality we’re going to bring about a better life for everyone, if you’re a student, we have affordable higher education plans so you can get that start you’re sure you’ve always deserved in life, through reduced tuition fees and interest-free loans, if you are a working family, we are going to bring the tax system in line so that you pay what you can afford, and everyone contributes to help everyone else. And for everyone you will be able to live your life free of worry that a slip up will ruin it, as universal healthcare is a vital part of our plans.

Education is so very important for all of us, no more so than when it’s about politics. Controversial and unstable results happen otherwise, I can think of some examples, they’re on the tip of my trump. We propose political education as a mandatory topic in schools, relevant material that the children will use in their later life, teaching them the facts of our government. If you want everyone to be better informed about politics in the future, vote for equalotti and we will make it happen.

Of course you’re all very aware of the disaster on Quilvoria. The MRS party is committed to controlling an open flow of refugees from the hardest-hit areas, to ensure that they too can take part in an equal and easy life that we will work our butts off to create.

My swamp will vote for equality, will yours?


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